Some of our favorite SmithWit one liners today:
When we were last together, besides being knee-deep in penis-shaped cookies and whisky (“allegedly”), we were celebrating the Final Rose Ceremony.
Des says she feels like she’s on top of the world. And we can’t help but think she’s going to be on top of something, or someone in this case, by the time this mess-of-a-show is all over.
In reference to Nick R. – His greatest trick may quite possibly be that he’s 26 years with the face and toupee of a 46 year old Klingon.
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