This one is for all of my friends in their 40s. I caution all of you 30 somethings to stop reading now. You probably shouldn’t know what is coming your way. You know…ignorance is bliss and all.
1. Grey hair. Not just for your head.
2. Your boobs. They need a good shaving. And your chin too.
3. Botox? I need necktox.
4. Your ovaries have their own set of jackhammers and they aren’t afraid to use them.
5. Three months of working out is erased by one week of not.
6. Your eyes. They’re broken.
7. Wait, what was I talking about?
8. Please. Don’t call me ma’am.
9. Waistline? Two weeks out of the month with Spanx two sizes too small if you’re lucky.
10. Conversations with my girlfriends? 1-9. Always.
What would you add?