Stefanie – Roses are red.Violets are blue. Blah, blah, blah…I’ll kill you.
SurferWife – The final rose of the night goes to….
Theresa – Jessica Rabbit… Ok, never mind. You see those Stuart Weitzman shoes? I have them in gold! LOVE
SHUGGILIPPO – She looks like a tube of lipstick that rolled around in a rose garden.
Mama Mary Show – You don’t send me flowers, because you gave them all to Rose-amund Pike
Stefanie – Can someone get me the name of her tile guy?
SurferWife – I kinda dig it.
Theresa – Armani does no wrong in my book.
SHUGGILIPPO – She’s a brick. House.
Mama Mary Show – Apparently she’s taking the barre class look too seriously.
Stefanie – I wonder what her hair looked like before that pesky rain storm destroyed it?
SurferWife – Oh, I’m sorry. Is there someone standing next to my husband? I can’t see anyone else in this picture BUT MY HUSBAND, SO BACK OFF.
Theresa – I didn’t know Adam Levine was married to Morticia Addams
SHUGGILIPPO – Prom sale at The Bridal Emporium.
Mama Mary Show -Too bad she took too much time to help him get ready and ran out of time to finish her own hair. He? Is King.
Stefanie – I have been looking for a shower curtain just like this. Where did she get it?
SurferWife – I have that same napkin and napkin ring on my dining room table right now.
Theresa – Um Marion, someone really needs to change your diaper.
SHUGGILIPPO – The red carpet is no place for IKEA hacks.
Mama Mary Show – NOPE.
Stefanie – You can’t be good at everything.
SurferWife – Goddess
Theresa – Is she wearing a skinned Teddy Bear? I just don’t get it.
SHUGGILIPPO – Are those Saran wrapped dates?
Mama Mary Show – Ironically the worst dressed of the night wins best actress
Stefanie – This dress is hip in all the right ways.
SurferWife – Am I looking at her nipples?
Theresa – She looks stunning in this sheet.
SHUGGILIPPO – Wrong. Nope.
Mama Mary Show – Spaghetti straps are for summer. Let’s keep it that way.
Stefanie – Always the bride never the bride’s maid.
SurferWife – She nails it Every. Single. Time.
Theresa – She must really like pearls.
SHUGGILIPPO – She could wear a garbage bag and still look stunning.
Mama Mary Show – She hit a home run last year and struck the mother of pearl out this year. Still batting 500.
Stefanie – Meh.
SurferWife – I feel like silly string will start spraying from her breasts at any moment.
Theresa – I don’t care what Khloe Kardashian says, I think she looks stunning!
SHUGGILIPPO – Swish.
Mama Mary Show – She is the size of my right arm and that dress is the color of my peach.
Stefanie – Absolutely stunning. Simple, beautiful, don’t try this at home.
SurferWife – Who?
Theresa – When I close my eyes this is what I think I look like. I’m thinking about never looking in a mirror again and just going along with this fantasy.
SHUGGILIPPO – Meet your new pirate captain, ladies of the red carpet sea.
Mama Mary Show – She’s wearing clothes? I didn’t notice. I might swing both ways thanks to this woman.
Stefanie – Why?
SurferWife – Did she velcro her vagina on her shoulder?
Theresa – Sorry bloggers, Goop was award the ProFlowers sponsorship. You can now quite pitching them.
SHUGGILIPPO – If a Transformer had sex with the secret garden…
Mama Mary Show – I am the Last of the Mohicans when it comes to being a Goopy and I will love this woman til I die. I dig the crazy big rose even if it’s as annoying and “in the face” as all of the other elitist things she says and does.
Stefanie – In character for her next role as Oz.
SurferWife – Ladies and Gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to the new love child of Pink and Miley Cyrus
Theresa – If Howie Long and the Philadelphia Eagles had a baby it would look like this.
SHUGGILIPPO – “Maybe some subtle jewel tones this year.” #EmeraldInvasion
Mama Mary Show – Adele Dazim, I mean Idina Menzel, wants her Wicked costume back.
Stefanie – So many things wrong, so nothing right.
SurferWife – Sir Isaac Lime. (Google it. You’re welcome.)
Theresa – I love her, but just no on the nuclear spiderman web dress.
SHUGGILIPPO – Like a rhinestone booger.
Mama Mary Show – I just barfed. And? Apparently so did she, all over herself. Unfortunate.
Stefanie – From kitchen to carpet in 30 seconds.
SurferWife – Wait. You didn’t know? Gaga moonlights as a dishwasher at the Governor’s Ball.
Theresa – Gaga forgot to take off superhero gloves.
SHUGGILIPPO – GoGo away with this nonsense right now.
Mama Mary Show – She just murdered someone in a hotel room, Huck-style, then threw on the comforter and ran to Dolby Theater.
So you tell us. Who was favorite Hit and favorite miss.