Welcome to the world Ace
Jessica Simpson and fiancé, Eric Johnson welcomed a baby boy Ace Knute to the world this past weekend. While we’re extremely excited for them and their new baby, we are a little more excited for Jessica Simpson. This is pretty much the first time in two years that she hasn’t been pregnant. Jessica, one piece of advice. Birth Control! Give yourself a little break!
One the serious side, we hope she’s enjoying the snuggly newborn stage.
JLo and the Dictator
Also happening this past weekend, JLo performed at a private concert for former Soviet Republic executives from the China National Petroleum Corp and sang Happy Birthday to Turkmenistan President Kurbanguly Berdymukhamedov. Ok look, we have no idea who the executives from China National Petroleum Corp are, but we do know who President Berdymukhamedoy is. We also know that Turkmenistan isn’t the friendliest of places right now. We also know there’s always more to the story.
We think everyone should back off JLo. Her job is to perform and she probably got paid a Gzallion dollars for this private show. They probably approached her in the middle of the show to ask her to sing Happy Birthday to this guy. What would you have done in the moment? Her handlers should have probably done a quick google search, but they didn’t. So let’s just cut this woman some slack!
Gloves the latest must have for the beach
We’re all for trying to stay young. Working out, eating right and protecting your skin, but Ms. Mary Louise Parker takes it one step further then we would. She told Shape Magazine…
One trick I use to protect my skin while on the beach is to wear sun gloves. Of course, I look like a total idiot, but hands really give away a woman’s age.
Very smart Ms. Parker because wearing gloves on those hands will definitely hide the fact that you were born on August 2, 1964 which makes you 48. We think we’ll just do what every normal vain person does. You know slather on over priced lotions and wear gloves to bed.