That was the day I decided it was really time to start heading to the Dailey Method in Carlsbad as much as possible.
So here’s a quick breakdown of my mornings.
7am – Crap, Damn Alarm.
7:10 – Get up, brush your teeth.
7:15 – Take my vitamins and eat a banana
7:20 – Get up, brush you teeth!
7:25 – I wonder if I could just skip class today? Sure, what’s one day? Wait? Crap, there’s that guilt feeling again.
7:30 – Alright family, everyone up, I need to leave here in 10 minutes. Brush your teeth!
7:45 – Let’s go Let’s go! Rushing out the door.
7:55 – Starbucks (I need this stop to make it through my morning)
8:00 – In car listening to Ellie talk about who knows what.
8:25 – Rush Ellie into class.
8:27 – Run to car to make it to class on time
8:40 – Rush up escalators and into the Dailey Method for the 8:45 class.
8:45 – Deep breath, I’m ready for this! Let’st go, high knee stepping, I can do this!
8:47 – I’m only marching in place, why am I breathing like a just ran a marathon?
8:55 – I can not hold this plank any longer.
8:57 – Are we really still in plank?
9:00 – Shouldn’t these push ups be getting easier?
9:05 – Oh Dang it, High C. You want me to hallow out my stomach? What? Have you seen my stomach?
9:15 – Oh dear god, it’s time for thigh work.
9:17 – Wait, was that an earthquake? Never mind, that’s just my legs shaking. And my arms. And my stomach, Damn it, I’m the one shack the bar.
9:25 – Um, yeah, I don’t think I can get my leg up on that bar.
9:27 – Um, yeah, I don’t think I can get my leg down off the bar.
9:30 – Splits? You want me to do what? I don’t bend that way anymore.
9:35 – Low C? I’m going to die today. Did I remember to sign that life insurance policy?
9:40 – I still can’t figure out this damn tuck thing.
9:45 – It’s over? Really? Already?
9:50 – I’m just going to sit here in my car for a moment.
10:45 – CRAP!!! DID I JUST FALL ASLEEP IN THE PARKING LOT?
11:00 – I can’t wait for class tomorrow!!!!
Sleep and repeat.