It’s that time again. The GRAMMYs were last night and it wouldn’t be MomSmack if we didn’t weigh in on the fashions. There were a lot of hits, but mostly a lot of craziness!
Stefanie – I dare you to look her in the eyes.
Mama Kat – If The Little Mermaid’s Ursula and Mortica from The Addams Family had a lovechild, it would be this dress.
SurferWife – Um, keep your boobs outta my soup.
Theresa – I’m honestly afraid to comment on her outfit. I’m worried that she may come and get me in the middle of the night.
SHUGGILIPPO – That’s a tall glass of shade-rade that the cat got to clawing on the bottom.
Stefanie – Practicing for Easter Sunday.
Mama Kat – If I had those legs I’d cut the front half of my dress open too. She’s perfect.
SurferWife – Iridescent perfection
Theresa – I can’t hate on Pharell for giving her side eye at the GRAMMYs. She’s a little too hyper for me, BUT I can’t hate her and I love this dang dress.
SHUGGILIPPO – All I think when I see this is Christopher Cross singing “Sailing”
Stefanie – Pretty please with a grape on top.
Mama Kat – If I had purple hair like that…nope I still wouldn’t wear this dress, but on the plus side she can’t really snag it and ruin it!
SurferWife – Kelly Osbourne is that you?!
SHUGGILIPPO-This is just naked with blingies, right?
Stefanie – I’m late, I’m late for a very important date.
Mama Kat – Little Bunny Foo Foo called. He’s offended.
SurferWife – Is that a cotton candy tarantula?
Theresa – Where is PETA when you need them?
SHUGGILIPPO – What in the actual polar bear is going on here?!
Stefanie – Thing One and Thing Two making their first and last red carpet appearance.
Mama Kat – Big hair, don’t care. Texas ain’t got nothin’ on Sia.
SurferWife – Who let the Maltese dogs out?
Theresa – Anyone else feel like Sia has an unhealthy attachment to this child Maddie? It’s like she her security blanket.
SHUGGILIPPO – Snuffleupagus wore it better.
Stefanie – Cat fight?
Mama Kat – Gwen Stefani just made a pant jumpsuit look fancy. She can holla back at me any time!
SurferWife – You can do no wrong. Ever. Never Ever.
Theresa – Seriously, if I looked like that, I’d wear it too.
SHUGGILIPPO – I bet the tag for this read: “The Matrix meets Rock’n’Roll”. I dig it.
Stefanie –Open the box and she spins.
Mama Kat – Little Bo Peep chic. How does Rhianna wear a dress like this and still manage to look stunning? I like it!
SurferWife – That one time Rihanna got busted for smuggling illegals into the country under her loofah dress at the Grammys.
Theresa – Pink Jelly Fish? I got nothing.
SHUGGILIPPO – Someone’s making up for all those birthdays without a Barbie cake.
Stefanie – So much wrong with this. I mean she has one too many rings. And that dress is probably an 1/8 of an inch too long.
Mama Kat – Beyonce actually borrowed this dress from me. She’s almost as breathtaking as I was last week at MOPS!
SurferWife – Pay attention Nicki Minaj. This is how you do this look.
Theresa – Don’t go towards the light B!!!
SHUGGILIPPO – She can do no wrong. UGH!
Stefanie – Little Old Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey.
Mama Kat – Nothing says “timeless beauty” like 56 year old Madonna as a matador in a leather corset.
SurferWife – Is your fashion adviser on Holiday? Because this doesn’t make me want to celebrate just one day out of life….
Theresa – I thought Madonna was all about reinventing herself. Didn’t we do the matador trend already?
SHUGGILIPPO– You can lead pancake boobs to a push up contraption but you can’t unsee this.
Thanks to all of our funny wannabe fashionistas for their hilarious comments. Don’t forget to check back in for the Oscars for more of these funny ladies!