10 Simple Ways a Man Can Keep His Woman Happy

10 Simple Ways a Man Can Keep His Woman Happy

The best gifts in life are free.

It sounds cliche but it isn’t. It’s the damn truth. I do not care if my husband spends a single dime buying me a gift ever again as long as he provides the free ones down below. Nothing says I love you more than showing your wife that you respect her, love her and find her special. And? It’s so unbelievable easy to do.

1. Carry in the groceries. SMOKIN’ HOT. Nothing is worse than spending an hour at the grocery then coming home and having to lug all the bags into the house.

2. Leave notes on our bathroom mirror. Get those cool glass markers or just use a post-it note. I LOVE waking up to a heart and an “I love you” or other things which I shall not write on my blog.

SpendSmart Card by Mastercard My favorite Teen Product3. Dishes? They don’t bite. My husband does them with me every night. And nothing makes me want to rip his clothes off more. Well, maybe a couple of things. But it’s high up there.

4. Date nights. You don’t have to plan them. Just say, “Hey babe, I would love a date night with you this week. I am missing our alone time.” We will happily plan it. We just want to know that it is important to you to connect with us.

5. Do a load of laundry from beginning to end. Which includes putting it in drawers. And? Notice when we do. Which isn’t difficult in my house as it happens rarer than a blue moon.

6. Once a week, hand us the remote.

7. Make bacon. I don’t need you to cook some elaborate meal for me. Just bacon. My husband makes bacon on Sunday mornings. Say it with me ladies, “aphrodisiac”.

8. Kiss us, remind us why you married us, and tell us that you love us more now than you did before. It takes five seconds and it means the WORLD to us.

9. When you walk by us in the house, on occasion it would be AWESOME if you hugged us or gave us a five second shoulder massage, instead of ass smacking and boob grabbing. You know, just occasionally.

10. Gossip with us. If you don’t agree? Pretend you do. It’s not like you are listening anyway.

Comments

  1. says

    You’ve just put out there what every wife ever has always wanted and dreamed. I’m thinking that the greatest gift I’ll ever be able to give my girlfriends is to print this out and mail it to them to post on their bathroom mirrors and refrigerators.

  2. says

    I think I’m lucky, aside from the ass smacking and boob grabbing (which I happen to not mind so much), my husband does most of those. Now if only I could get him to clean the kitty litter more often, we’d be golden.

  3. says

    So simple and still true. I’m in a young but live-in relationship, thanks for letting me know now that all those habits definitely WON’T change! Damn it!!

  4. dblackanaconda says

    I’ve figured something out after reading this, cause I’ve done all of this and more.. You can make a woman happy… but you can’t keep a woman happy… No matter what you do.. No matter how much you do.. No matter how hard you try… at some point she’ll ask for more… and More is never enough.. So I give up.. you want happiness … find it from within.. and stop looking at you man and making it his responsibility to make you happy… You’d think working to provide a good life for the family would be enough.. That’s food, shelter, clothing, vehicles, entertainment, gifts, housing, education, retirement(?), weddings, anniversaries, birthdays, holidays… It never ends… and none of it is free…. Show some freaking appreciation!!!

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